From ridiculuousjobpostings.com:
http://ridiculousjobpostings.com/blogs/blog/archive/2006/01/23/3.aspx
This sounds like my job, I wasn’t aware it was ridiculous, but it helps explain the temporary bouts of insanity. Click the link below for the job description…
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[company Name Removed] is a dynamic and fun e-marketing and web design company in downtown Portland, OR. To qualify you will need to have experience maintaining and building production servers and managing intranets. Your responsibilities will include managing a network of 9 servers that host our websites and email, provide in office support for the internal network, and be able to go to clients offices and debug their network problems.
Required skills are:
Linux Operating Systems (RedHat, CentOS)
Linux Run Levels and Services Configuration (both xinetd and individual services)
Server/System Troubleshooting Skills
BASH scripting
Basic PERL
IPTables and Firewall Technologies
Load-Balancer Technologies
Intel Architecture Hardware Troubleshooting
Windows Server Administration
MSSQL, MySQL, and Sybase Administration
SSH Protocol Key Authentication
PHP Scripting
Apache Configuration
Mail Technologies (qmail, milters, spamassassin, clamav)
Tomcat Configuration
The importance of documentation and repeatable process.
Long-term architectural planning.
3 to 5 years of experience required
Job is located in downtown Portland
Job location is Portland, OR
Compensation: $15/hr